Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! Announcer: And now, South Park Elementary presents The Happy Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer Philip Glass. Receptionist: Jacket! I learned that Jewish people are okay, and that Hannakuh can be okay. Me?!? Mom: Hey, where's Mr. Hankey. Mr. Garrison: The Mr. Hankey song, how does that go? Mr. Hankey: What's all the ruckus? Counselor: Mad enough to kill, Kyle? Chef: I'm glad you're here Mr. Hankey, the whole town is about to kill each other. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Kyle! Mr. Broslofski: Now, I want you to repeat after me, "there is no such thing as Mr. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! Christmas Time has come! [Bus Stop] Sick! Receptionist: Reason. Cartman: You sick bastard!! Stan: What, what is this about Christmas poo dude? Stan: Oh boy, here we go again. Did you just throw doodoo at Eric?!? I mean, you're one screwed up little kid, do you understand? Stan: Why are you Jewish on Christmas Kyle? Nerd: Hmm. Mr. Marsh: I agree. Sheila: What the hell is this?!? Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns Why? Mr. Garrison raises his hand. He might come to your town! Kyle is in a padded cell. [Cheering] Kyle catches baby Jesus and grasps it by the head. Announcer: That's right kids, now you can make your very own Mr. Hankey. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. Mr. Broslofski: Open this door! Mr. Hankey: Ahhhh! Cartman: Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas. The fighting continues. Dance!!! Christmas time has come. [South Park Mental Hospital] Kyle: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, haven't you guys ever heard of it? She a big fat bitch! I'm festively plump. I wish our little Kyle were here to see it. The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. Kyle: Nobody believes in you, not even my friends! Mr. Garrison: Oh God, you're not going to lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Kyle: Oh no! Cartman: What the hell is Christmas poo?!? Mr. Broslofski: What did you say?!? Where the hell did you go? Mayor McDaniels: Okay everybody, settle down. [Gasp] Mr. Garrison: Because it's Christmas. Mr. Hankey: Ahh, gee that's too bad. Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm trying to direct the school Christmas Play, but your son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head. Receptionist: Any allergies? Mr. Hankey: Say folks, gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. Stan: Huh?!? A large crowd is up in arms. Im mr hanky the Christmas poo, Seasons greetings to I love you, Lets sing songs and dance and play, Now before I melt away. You'll hear the hair of angels sing when I'm sliding off your bra. Cartman: How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch, in D-minor?" Stan: Hello, we need to commit our friend Kyle, please. Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head! Mayor McDaniels: No Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. [Singing]Santa Claus is on his way, he's loaded goodies on his sleigh, drop 'em off on Christmas day, and I'll say howdy ho! Nothing happens. Music: [Singing]Mr. Hankey Play Set. And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow Kyle: We can too. Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Cartman: Oh ho! And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch! Mr. Hankey: Not real? The Ultra-Vibe Pleasure 2000. Cartman: You're not gonna ride around on Santa's sleigh, cause you're a Jew, Kyle! Kyle: No, but I get Hannakuh presents for eight days. Mayor McDaniels: Okay people, we've got to turn this place around. Stan: The whole town's pissed of at each other, it's really sweet. Ike is chasing his dreidel. Sheila: Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas. Mr. Broslofski: It wasn't our idea to take out Santa Claus. But all of these stories seem kinda...gay, 'coz we all know who brightens up our holiday..... Mr. hankey the christmas poo, … Sheila: Kyle, shh. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. Mr. Hankey appears in his coffee, only Kyle sees him. Wendy: Ah! Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? Kyle: Ehh .. Mr. Garrison: Ohh, do you have to take the Christmas tree too? He takes another sip, this time noticing a turd in his coffee. Kyle: It's a boy. Cartman: Yeh, we'll see you later Kyle. Stan: Christmas poo? Seasons Greetings to all of you! The other kids proceed to catch snow flakes. Sister: Now it's a Mrs. Hankey. [Dramatic Music] "Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch" even made it into the theatrical film South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut.. Therefore, vicariously he loves you! Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. Tree Hugger: All you bastards ruined Christmas! Kyle: It's a surprise. 1 Background 2 Trivia 3 Lyrics 4 References Mr. Hankey explains to his son, Cornwallis, that the circle of life is poo. Soon the whole crowd is clapping and cheering. Mr. Broslofski: Yeh. Mr. Hankey: Folks'll gather 'round the fire, sing a song that's from a choir, pretty soon they'll all retire and I'll say howdy ho! Brother: We're bored. And in stead of eating ham I have to eat kosher lock cheese. Kyle: Wait. Counselor: Well, it, it's my understanding that you, uh, mm, you have an acute case of fecalphilia. Mr. Hankey: I reckon this could be a job for, Mr. Hankey. Toilet: Kyyyyle. Cartman: Ok, that does it, screw you guys I'm going home. In, in your screwed up little head, he's the only friend you have. Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. If you remove Christ, you must remove Santa and Frosty and all that garbage too. Church and State are separate. It's snowing! Mr. Hankey: You know something pal, you smell an awful lot like flowers. Brother: Let's put the fez hat on him. Sand. Kyle: Uhhhh. The kids are run outside into the playground. Kyle: [As Joseph]Come on Mary, push! Kyle: Oh, okay, but, but don't scare him. Kyle: You mean you can see him?!? Kyle: Mookie stinks? I'm sorry, was it the pagan remark? Kyle: Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Mr. Garrison: Oh my lord Kyle! Sister: There's nothing to do. Stan: I believe. Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow. Kyle: It isn't fair, I don't want to be an outcast. Singers: Sometimes He's runny Counselor: Uhh, oh my God, you sick little monkey! Kyle: Mr. Hankey, shhh, I'll get in trouble. Kyle!!! Assistant: Ooh, brilliant idea mayor. Sheila: Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing? Mayor McDaniels: Is anyone offended by mistletoe? Mom: Say kids, why the long faces? Cartman raises his hand. Stan: What's that? [THE END]. Announcer: Mr. Hankey play set comes with everything seen here. [POP!] Cartman: Let me see! Jimbo: Is mistletoe offensive? I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. You see Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we, we create friends, okay, in our minds, okay. My friends won't let me join in any games. Nothing happens. And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" Don't you see, this is the one time of year we're supposed to forget all the bad stuff. Throughout Chef's song Kenny is on the ladder trying to get the star down. Kyle: No dude! Well shucks, if I weren't real could I sing this jolly Christmas song. And there were, in the same country, shepards abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. Flush him down but he's never gone Mr. Hankey: Golly, that isn't very nice! This is like the worst Christmas I've ever seen. South Park Kids: [Singing]We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Everybody walks off, leaving Kyle alone. Kenny: Huh?!? Let's sing songs and dance and play Mr. Garrison: Okay kids, get ready to take your places. Mom: Well, maybe this will help. Difference between revisions of "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" Revision as of 16:20, 21 November 2014 (view source) South park studios (talk | contribs) ← Older edit. Counselor: No, go away! He can be brown or greenish brown Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Kyle, gosh you're looking swell. Mr. Broslofski: Say it! Wendy: It's fun. Just use this special Fecal Fishing Net and select your best Mr. Hankey. Sheila: Listen to your father Kyle. Counselor: So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. The tuning of the Song is E Standard. Mayor McDaniels: Yes Mr. Garrison? Cartman: Too bad it's usually a dreidel, or something lame like that. Kyle wanders as he's singing. A video montage shows the life cycle of poo with images reminiscent of The Lion King. Wendy: Ahhhhh! Chef: Say, where's Kyle? Townsman: Good, it looks like they've taken the Christmas trees down. Priest: Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. Philip: As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. Stan: Cause I looked in my parents closet last night. [Cut to Commercial] “The Most Offensive Song Ever” was a song, performed by Mr. Hankey and Kenny McCormick, for the 1999 album, “Mr. Counselor: Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right Kyle? Camel. Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! Stick me in your mouth and try to say Tis Christ the Lord. Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Lyrics South Park – Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch! A group of kids are on stage. Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? Glory to God in the highest, and honor with peace, good will towards men." [Kyle's Bedroom] Mr. Garrison: Careful now Kenny. Wendy[as the Virgin Mary] is breathing and panting as though in labor. [Dramatic Music] She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean ole bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. From episode "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo" s01e09 South Park No! How like a turtle the sun looks.... Toilet: Helloooo. Uh oh. Kyle: I told you not to call my mom a bitch Cartman! Officer Barbrady is directing traffic nearby. [Whistle] Mr. Garrison: So. Mr. Broslofski: Huhhhh. Don't you realize my son is Jewish?!? Howdy Ho! Cartman: How do you know? Kyle: Hey, how about you come to school with me tomorrow so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. Counselor: So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol, and in the meantime, I'm going to put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac? Now before I melt away. [Pop] Cartman: Uh, Kyle, come on, seriously, you're really reaching right now. Stan: Wish Kyle was here, it just doesn't seem right without him. Sometimes he's nutty Brother: Mr. Hankey Construction set. [Auditorium] Kyle: It's true, he doesn't care what faith you are. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. Mr. Garrison: You are the Jewish community! A Metal cover of Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo from South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" S03. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Chef. Cartman: Cause, he kept on seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Kyle: Officer Barbrady! Cartman: Don't mind him, he's a very disturbed little boy. Officer Barbrady: [Making it up]Yesss. [Music starts] Kenny: That is the sickest thing I've ever fuckin' seen. A bird flies overhead, pooping in Kenny's mouth. Goons: Jacket, jacket, come with me ..... (happy, happy, happy, everybody's happy). Sister: I love you too. Kyle: Here, just look more closely at it. You can break my heart if that means we can make love, cause if we don't. Stan: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Mr Hankey - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics. Stop worryin' and being sad the state of the world, and for just one day say "ahh, the heck with it, let's sing and dance, and bake cookies." [Signing]Wellll, Kyle's mom's a bitch! Kyle's mom, is a bitchhhhahhh. Chef opens up the school play with his non-offensive, non-denominational song "I'm Gonna Lay You Down By the Yule Log". Kyle: I'm a clincally depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. Stan: Yeh. Stan, you need to do something about friend, okay. Cartman: Goodbye Mr. Hankey. For born unto you this day in the Sea of ... David is a saviour. Mr. Broslofski: Sheila, let me handle this. Kyle: Hello everybody. The fighting continues. Christ. Howdy ho! [Auditorium] Ike: Uh oh, the flames, uh oh. The toilet flushes. I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo All contents related to Kyle, Ike, Sheila Broflovski, Stan, Hanukkah, Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, poop & pee, insects; Kyle waits up to welcome Mr. Hankey but he doesn't come. Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass Barbrady ponders for a moment. Barbrady stops a car. She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls! And now South Park Elementary presents: "The Birth of Jesus." Kyle: Come on! Sheila: So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Aramethea? The lights dim, leaving Stan in the spot light. Mr. Garrison: What the?!? She's a stupid bitch. Kyle: I don't have a problem! Two persons lights go off. Revision as of 16:28, 21 November 2014 (view source) South park studios (talk | contribs) Perhaps we need a new icon for Christmas. Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! Stan: This sucks dude. Stan: You know, it seems like something is still not right. [Auditorium] [Dramatic Music] He's coming! Those are very, very dangerous. Mr. Hankey dives at Cartman, hitting him in the face. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town. [Screaming] Jesus: Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love you, therefore vicariously he loves you, even ... Crowd: No! Kyle, what the hell was that? Mr. Hankey made his first appearance in \"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo\" and was seen as generally unknown to the other characters besides Kyle Broflovski and Chef, but after the episode's events he was popularized and by \"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!\" there are several TV specials about him and he even takes a more Santa-esque role at malls, but he makes no actual physical appearance in the episode. Counselor: Oh, that's good. [South Park Elementary] And wont fall in the toilet Mr. Hankey: You should be wearing socks to sleep Kyle, you're gonna catch a cold. [Splat] Kyle: I can see its head! Are we ready? I just can't wait to jingle your bells and fa la la your love. Mr. Garrison: See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. Townsman: Wait, wait, there's a star above the stage; that's very offensive to non-Christians. Mr. Hankey: Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. Crowd: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me, I love you, he loves you! Chef: Howdy ho Mr. Hankey. Mr. Broslofski closes the door. Crowd: Yeh, yeh! Stan steps out from offstage. Stan: See you dude. [Silence] [Music stops] Kyle: [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love you... Mom: I love you sweetheart. Shot of shark swimming in the tank. The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. Brother: I made a Mariachi Mr. Hankey. The piece of crap in Kyle's hands sits motionless. Kyle: Wait, I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo. He takes another sip. The End appears on the screen. Mr. Hankey: I hope that Santa comes real soon, I been waiting since the first... Here's a game I like to play The Lyrics for The Most Offensive Song Ever by Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey have been translated into 1 languages Howdy Ho! This should be great. Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! When Christmas leaves he must leave too. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas. Mr. Garrison: So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs? Kenny has successfully retrieved the star. Kids: Uhhh. Sometimes he's firm Mr. Garrison: Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. Don't push your beliefs on me buddy. [Laughter] And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. Intro Song from Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics:http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s03e15-mr-hankeys-christmas-classics Mr. Garrison: Ok children, does everybody have their leotards on? Kyle: I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew. Stan: Lights please. Mr. Garrison: And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. Sheila: Kyle, that is enough! Stan: What's in the box dude? On Tuesday she's a bitch! I can make a Mr. Hankey too! Kyle: Well, sometimes. Sheila: How about the Dreidel song, boobie? Kyle: Mr. Hankey! Mr. Garrison: Rats. Chef: Christmas poo? Sheila takes out Mr. Broslofski with a chair. Nerd: Now this is very simple. Jimbo: Oh, come on.... Are there any other suggestions? [Counselor's Office] Mr. Broslofski: Now you go brush your teeth, and march into bed. Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree, or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. [South Park Research Center] Sister: I wish daddy was still alive. A present from down below Kenny succesfully unplugs the lights. Cartman: Is this some kind of Jewish tradition?!? Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle Season 1 E 9 • 12/17/1997 Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Stan: Hey, come on guys. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on December 17, 1997. Cartman: Well, ole Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it. Mayor McDaniels: Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this will be the most non-offensive ever, to any religious or minority group of any kind. Kyle: Sorry. Kyle: Go away Mr. Hankey. Kyle: Friends? Mr. Hankeys' offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being … Kyle: I can sing the Mr. Hankey song. Stan: Wow, Christmas snow! Counselor: Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh, I want to try and help you confront your problem, 'kay. [THE END?] Ike unwraps and spins a dreidel. Having imaginary friends is fine Kyle, but this simply will not do! Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Sister: Yehhh! Hankey, the Christmas Poo' by South Park (OST) from English to Swedish Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 His smell and his spirit linger on. We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing? Chef: I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log, I'm gonna love you right. Kyle: Damn it! Jesus blows out the candles. Sit on the toilet here he comes Mr. Hankey: Kyle. Priest: Ooooh. Stan: We'll catch up with you later Kyle. Stan: Come on dude, push! Kyle: [Singing]It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. The show's three songs "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", "Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch", and "The Lonely Jew On Christmas" are all heard again in later episodes. Sheila: What, what, what! Kyle: Probably just another stupid dreidel anyway. Stan: Huh? Kyle: But Mr. Hankey seems so real. Mr. Garrison is off stage directing the play. Kyle: I said go away, my dad says you're not real. Stan: Nahh, I think it's against the law dude. Ike runs into a table, knocking the Menorah onto his head. What kind of sick weirdo are you? Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Lyrics [South Park Elementary] A group of kids are on stage. He loves me, I love you He's seen the love inside of you [City Hall] Cartman: Yeh, something feels...unfinished. The titular character even inspired a whole Christmas album which was released in December 1999, and the main theme tried to get to number one at Christmas in the UK. Wendy: I believe in Mr. Hankey. Chef: What? Kyle: There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. Kyle: Shut up fat boy! (Pffffft) Stan: This is horrible, everybody's fighting and my best friend's in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey. Mr. Garrison: Could we get rid of all the Mexicans? We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose Talking poo is where I draw the line. Sondr & Keelan Donovan - Swim Lyrics, RADWIMPS - Cocorononaca - Complete Version Lyrics, William Black feat. Kyle: Here he comes! Priest: This is the most godawful piece of crap I've ever seen. I'm Trying! Wendy: Yehhh. Kyle: Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow? Mr. Garrison: Oh, wait, wait. Cartman: I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet. Kyle walks up. Mayor McDaniels: Okay people, clearly we need to reach a compromise. Counselor: Right now you're nuttier than chinese chicken salad, okay. He takes a sip of his coffee. Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman! Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! You, you mean Mr. Hankey. Counselor: And that must make you mad. [South Park Mental Hospital] (Mmmmhmmm!) Townsman: [Singing]Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown. Townsperson: Amen. Stan: We committed him. Priest: Yeh, it's because the Jew said it couldn't be Christian. But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Mr. Garrison: Hey, you're the ones whoe made it this way. Announcer: Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday.... [Cut to Commercial] Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas. Kyle: What's that? Sheila: This is for your own good boobie. [Auditorium] Stan: Whoa. Kyle: I'm not hearing that. This is a live action commercial for Mr. Hankey. Everybody's lights go off. Kyle: Well, not on purpose! Get him out of here before he hurts anybody, okay. `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Nerd: Huh, bench. Get all the lyrics to songs on Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics and join the Genius community of music scholars to learn the meaning behind the lyrics. I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Mr. Hankey: Stop fightin'! Announcer: Thank you chef. Here's a game I like to play, Stick me in your mouth and try to say: Howdy Ho and yum yum yum. Kyle: Mr. Hankey, no. [The Bathroom] Nerd: Hmm. Sheila: What, what what!?! Sister: That one! 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